A couple of months ago I starting talking to Diana about what she would like to be for Halloween.
Me, “But Diana, wouldn’t you want to be a witch on Halloween?”
Stuart and Louis,
Me, “Forget it boys. You are going as the village idiots. We won’t have to buy costumes.”
Me, “Diana, if you go as a witch you can wear a black cape. You have the figure for a cape.”
Me, “But Diana, black is slimming.”
Me, “Diana, witches get to wear cool pointy hats.”
Me, “Diana, I will insist that you dress as a witch on Halloween.”
I think that went pretty well.