YOU ARE DUMB!
Louise, a.k.a Weezer, is my least favorite Fainting Goat. She was so sweet in the beginning but has morphed into a big bully. She is brutal to the other girls, headbutting them until they faint, and tripping me as I walk down the hill by headbutting me behind the knees. So, when something unfortunate happens to Weezer, I like to have a video camera with me to record it. I know, not very nice, but trust me, she has it coming. A couple of days ago she grabbed the collapsible bucket from my grip. I use it to carry oats to the donkeys in the mornings. Some sort of divine intervention occured and the bucket got stuck on her head and I had my camera with me. Even Stuart, with his limited intelligence, knew enough to see it was a dumb move.